February 2010
January 2010
“Words kill, words give life;
they’re either poison or fruit—you...”
– Proverbs 18:21 [The Message]
Last day of the first month of the new decade.
EPIC
“It is not slime, it is mucus!”
– The Princess and the Frog
I hear bells
Peh Han: Ratchel, Jeunezze, Dong? Who is Dong? Brother of Bong?
Me: Bong is called Bing.
Monique: So Dong is called Ding? Ding Dong?
Aiyoh
Peh Han: Your shirts are forest green.
Me: No.. It's ocean green.
Peh Han: Brunei ocean only la, Singapore not like that.
Ivan: Something wrong with your eyes ah. It's ocean green wah.
Me: Yea like Turquoise.
Michelle: Its Teal.
Peh Han: Its ocean green and the frills are the seaweed.
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My Comforter and Strength
All praise to the God and Father of our Master, Jesus the Messiah! Father of all mercy! God of all healing counsel! He comes alongside us when we go through hard times, and before you know it, he brings us alongside someone else who is going through hard times so that we can be there for that person just as God was there for us.
2 Corinthians 1:3-4 [The Message]
God wants the combination of...
“Wow, the concert was amazing, Holy Ghost hangover happening right now!”
– @ohmygoshbritto
“Yo mama so fat when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep”
WatchBoxer trying to get hold of what’s leftover from his collar. Adrorable! And he actually managed to get it in the end. Waseh!
“Start thinking, speaking and acting as if your “barrenness” is no...”
– Joseph Prince
I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words...
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons...”
– Sheldon, Big Bang Theory (via tengg)
I don't deserve to own everything I have today....
Is there something wrong with my pronunciation?
Me: I'm gonna snooze.
Michelle: Ah-choo!
Me: Snooze la not sneeze!
Is there a doctor in the house?
Me: I feel like puking, what should I do doctor?
Diana: Turn that way.
I see who?
Me: We're going to visit Che Adeline at ICC later.
Aunty Healen C.: Why? What happen to her?
Me: ICC not ICU la...
Aunty Healen C.: ROFL
Sneak peek!
Well Lis and I have been wanting to enter in a submission to Threadless. And yes we have come up with ‘Guitar Heroes’! So far one is fully completed.
Do you think we stand a chance?
“I see the heavens proclaiming you day after day and I know in my heart that...”
– Paul Baloche
Dave please think of a new name quick!
Popo: What's the name of your new dog?
Me: Boxer.
Popo: Boxers? Why the name so funny?
Me: Boxer bah, like fighting boxer.
Popo: Ohh... Boxers...
Me: =="
“A moment with grace in person -without accusations, condemnation or judgement -...”
– Joseph Prince
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The Divine Helper
The Holy Spirit is a Gentleman. He will not push His way into our life or our daily affairs. If given an invitation, He is quick to respond, but He must be invited.
He can be offended and grieved. He must be treated with great respect. He is the “Standby”. He is standing by you all the time in case you need help with anything at all.
The Holy Spirit is also available for counsel.
...
So who's gullible?
Josh: Do you know that if you spell ice cream slowly, it sounds like gullible?
Mum: What do you mean?
Josh: Spell ice cream slowly, it sounds like gullible.
Mum: I-C-E-C...
Josh: Haha you're so gullible!
WatchDedicated to @angelshameless
“Once you learn some information, you can’t unlearn it.”
– Scrubs
Bee = Monkey?
Me: Ahhh! Bee!
*Soph starts to run and I follow behind her*
Soph: Is it still following us?
Me: No the bee is gone.
Soph: Cheh, I thought you said monkey!
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Lean on Him
Don’t be afraid; don’t pay any mind to this vandal horde. This is God’s war, not yours.
2 Chronicles 20:15 [The Message]
For we have heard of your faith in Christ Jesus [the leaning of your entire human personality on Him in absolute trust and confidence in His power, wisdom, and goodness] and of the love which you [have and show] for all the saints (God’s consecrated...
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My oh my..
Josh: Are you full?
Me: Yea
Josh: Hi fool!
brilliant,
Ps. Peter: and i've been to the Black Forest in Germany.
Rachel: like black forest cake!
